Today I saw some ducks. I was sitting next to a stream waiting for the sun to set when a ganggle of ducks came walking/swimming up the stream.
The word ganggle has three g's and is the combination of a gang and a gaggle. These ducks simultaneously exhibited the ferocity of a gang and the whimsy of a gaggle of geese.
The word gang is fierce. It begins and ends with the letter g. It is to the point and efficient.
The word gaggle is whimsical. It has 3 g's. It is a combination of the words gag and giggle.
Ganggle, also having 3 g's is best used at the beginning of the sentence because the capital G Balances the other g's. Google has figured this out, and this is perhaps the cause of their success.
This first ganggle acted very shady. When they realized that I was taking pictures of them they started to stick their heads under water only surfacing occasionally and briefly for air. They took a long time to pass by. It was clear that they were deliberately stalling to spite me. It seemed like they wanted to make sure that I had as many pictures of them as possible with their heads underwater. These ducks took their time as they swam until they got a bit upstream from me and then they stopped. At first I thought nothing of their choice to stop. I assumed that they got tired, but I soon realized that something sinister was afoot.
Soon after, I met another ganggle. They spent much less time fooling around. They only briefly concealed their heads underwater occasionally to try to hide their identities right before I took a picture. This was a somewhat effective method. I soon realized that this more efficient behavior was necessary because they were late for the duck meeting.
The two ganggles congregated and the duck meeting began. I could tell that it was a duck meeting because they were talking to each other in duck when I walked up to take a few pictures. On que, they all started sticking their heads under water when they realized that I was there to take more pictures.
I am alarmed by the coordination and organization of this ganggle of ducks. At first I wasn't too concerned because some of the ducks appeared late. This was a sign that a faction of the ducks were less disciplined. I hoped that this would lead to conflict and the organization would crumble from the inside. Then I realized that the second ganggle was not late, but the first was early. This troubles me.